Demon Cat Eye judges you.

I take it back; cats are the worst ever. Down with cats.

On the bright side she managed to not knock over my guitar so…

I don’t want to go to school. I just want to cuddle with my cat while she makes cute sleep noises.

EVERY TIME A CAT CLEANS ITSELF IT IS WORSHIPING THE DARK LORD by Jerrod Landon Porter

Lol

So we got a new laser thingger for my cats because they’re just ‘too good’ for their other toys now.
Cats - mildly interested.
Taco - Went INSANE.
It’s so funny and I have to stop every few seconds because I’m bent over laughing. He’s such a big dog scrabbling after this teeny little light. It’s adorable. I love him.

He’s begun this thing where he refuses to cover his piss. Like he thinks he’s some hotshot kitty that doesn’t need to conform to the rules of catdom.

It’s really awful when your cats come sit on you right before you realize you need to get up and do something. Like take cookies out of the oven, or turn lights off.
They always choose the most awful spots and as soon as one comes another joins in. I have 30lbs of cat on my shins right now and one of their knees is poking into my knee. And they somehow just got heavier.

Now they’re purring. Damn.

Employ the use of your cricket-chasing cat to catch that gross mutant spider-cricket that’s taken your toilet hostage.
Much thanks to my cat, Fraidy. She didn’t kill it, but did manage to chase it into a corner long enough that I could have a pee.
I really needed to pee else I wouldn’t have woken her up.

I just changed my sheets while my cat was on the bed. She literally never left the bed. I’m awesome.
Now it would be so typical if as soon as I crawl into bed she jumps off.

Update. She jumped off the bed. What a jerk.

someonewithinternet:

I’ve developed a true test of love.

If a guy can sit through this entire video alongside me, not complaining, and using these ways to love a cat, he’s a keeper.

If not, deal breaker.

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See that lump on the bed? See that steady rise and fall of the blanket? That’s my cat snoozin. Under the Covers is his favourite game to play when he’s scared or not allowed to go outside.