I might just have to ban myself from using Chrome altogether, which is where I get my internet entertainment, and stick to Firefox, which is shit and the reason I only use it for dull-school-related sum and substance.
This revelation comes after I nearly missed handing in work to English this morning (as I procrastinated myself into an allotted 5 mins of “get ‘er done” time) and currently am nearly 10 mins late to French, still in the library having not finished homework during the 45+ minutes I had to do it. Telling you about how late I am.
Bye.

I feel so responsible. So adult

(Source: bitterbuffalo)

Sometimes my evil sister sends me photos of the foods she has access to “at one of the many vegan spots here in Portland!”

She’s not even vegan.

She’s just trying to entice me to move there so we can go halfsies on rent.

It hurts guys. And I wasn’t even supposed to be doing them. Coworker-whose-name-I-don’t-actually-know just came over and mumbled something to me about helping him set it on the floor I ended up putting it together myself and dragging it to the appropriate place which is when I hurt myself.

And then, after I’d managed to drag my self away, injured, he somehow got me to put up more just by mumbling, making vague hand-gestures and shrugging.

My work is assholes and are making me work at 4am which means I have to be up at least 3 tomorrow. wooo

Someone gave me $120 yesterday to make a payment on something for them and I promptly lost it. So… I’m just really focusing on that right now.

thesoapboxschtick:

You know you’re a conservative when you demand to see a black president’s proof of birth, but the fact that Mitt Romney STILL HASN’T released his tax returns doesn’t bother you.

What’s Mittens hiding? Well, has been an outspoken critic of raising the taxes of wealthy Americans (Mitt’s own net worth is about $250 million), and he opposes the “Buffet Rule.” The Buffet rule was proposed by the democrats to fix the loopholes in our tax system that allow multi-billionaires, like Mr. Warren Buffet, to pay a lower tax rate than their secretaries (and most average Americans).

So, chances are, Mitt Romney is hiding the fact that, even though he is worth $250 million, his tax rate is probably LOWER than mine, yours, and all the other working class people struggling to make ends meet.

(via stfuconservatives)

vegansaurus:

Some unsuspecting people find out pork comes from PIGS! They get so mad! Who knew? 

antibl0gger:

THINGS I MISS ABOUT COLLEGE:

• friends
• mozzarella sticks from the cooler

(Source: fuckyeahwearehungry)